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| i am so sorry that i do not update reguarly, but i just had a
massive growth spurt, and i find it difficult to type with my
monsterous paws. since it has been a while, i will have to fill you all
in on what has happened in the past week.
homecomming is comming up at WHS, and i think i will get to be the
mascot for the pep rally! since the school mascot is a wildcat, all i
will have to do it put on a size XXL cat pack t-shirt and learn a few
flip flops and cartwheels. although, i will have to wear booties so
that my back claws dont scratch the gym floor. i think i will
personalize them and encrust them with diamonds so that i can be a cool
cat. so i am pretty excited for that.
one problem that i have been having at school is lunch. i am a
very hungry wildthing as you can imagine, my daily intake in the wild
is 3 antalope. so haveing to reduce the size of my meals is hard, but
adjusting to "ham and cheese surprise" is harder. because my appitite
is so big, the lunch ladies cook an entire pan of each dish just for
me. i try not to complain about the bad selections, but sometimes its
just rediculous. i dont understand why gazelle cant be on the menu once
in a while.
that is truly the only dillema that i have been having this past week,
and i am very grateful for all the friends that i have made. i plain on
buying a white temporary hair dye, to see what it is like for my body
to match my face. i will put up pictures once i find the courage to do
it.
thats all for now
<3 TIGERBETH<3
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| i am glad that i have been accepted among society as a huge beast with a grey-tone human face.
the only problem is that i cannot fit in a desk at school, so i am
forced to lay under my teacher's desk and take notes with my humongus
paws.
my parents made me get declawed. they said that it was for the good of
everyone. i dont really see what they mean, but i did it because i
wanted to see what it felt like to be tranqulized.
and it was great just for the record.
nothing else is new, except that i think that i may bleach myself so
that i can be considered a siberian tiger and be on the endangered
list. maybe then every1 will appreciate me more.
and then the color of my face would blend in more with my body and not look like it doenst belong.
<3 TIGERBETH <3
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| wow, it has been way too long since i updated this. Well i have had one crazy week! So it all started monday when i decided to go to the zoo to increase my knowledge on all of the animals of the world. I was enjoying learing all that i could about tigers. Just then, a truck carrying nuclear waste spun out of control knocking into the tiger cage! (dont ask me why a zoo would have nuclear waste). Me and the tiger got covered in the radio active subsatance. Then suddenly i saw a blinding flash of light, and in a freak radio active accident, the tiger DNA got mixed with my own. I went home thinking nothing was wrong. But i slowly started to notice weird changes. And then today i woke up, and i was TIGERBETH. Half girl, half ferocious tiger! Know i kno that i must use my tiger powers for good to save the world! well im done for now, but maybe next week i will tell you all about some of my amazing tiger adventures that i will surely have.
Love,
TIGERBETH
here is a picture of me:
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| wow- SOMEONE needs to update.
so take one second away from the time you spend enlarging your brain size, and update this stupid thing so that i dont have to!
now let me see those comments to motivate our lazy beeeth.
bwhahaha
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| wow...soooooo
quite contrary to popular belief (woweez i feel so pro when i say that), those last 3 entries were defernately NOT from me...
as everyone should know, i was on vacation in the middle of
whoknowswhereville for like 10 days when all of those entries were
written..and there is probly no such thing as internet there
so let me clear some things up really quick..
1. i DO NOT live under a cardboard box
2. i DO NOT study every waking minute of my day\
3. i have NEVER read sex for dummies (however i HAVE read mel's guide
to getting it on with a bunch of other people at barnes and noble..but
that is a whole nother story)
4. i am NOT developing a new formula to develop the chinese yen into the american dollar (or even penny)
5. i DO NOT own the harry potter ps2 game or know the cheat codes for it
6. i was in vermont..unfortuneatley
7. i AM NOT SURE if i do love melanie and kristin anymore...after all of this embarrassment bwajhahahahaha
8. there are NO sexy hick boys in vermont...in fact i don't think that anybody under the age of 30 lives there
9. i have never met a boy named scar...or his gigantic scar..thankyouverymuch
and finally...
10. i am NOT the baron von longpants
kthanks..
i really dont feel like writing anything else because i have to go back to enlarging the size of my brain (kidding..?)
now finally this is trueeee
<3333 beth
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